搞笑英文句子温柔短句(温柔到爆的神仙句子英文)

1.
You
must
be
a
magician,
because
every
time
I
look
at
you,
everyone
else
disappears【笑】
.
2.
I
might
be
ugly,
but
I
do
have
a
heart【笑】
.
3.
I
can
resist
everything
except
temptation【温柔】
.
4.
Life
is
too
short
to
waste
time
on
things
that
don't
make
you
happy【温柔】
.
5.
Happiness
is
not
something
you
postpone
for
the
future;
it
is
something
you
design
for
the
present【温柔】
.
6.
Sometimes
the
best
thing
you
can
do
is
not
think,
not
wonder,
not
imagine,
not
obsess.
Just
breathe
and
have
faith
that
everything
will
work
out
for
the
best【温柔】
.
7.
To
be
yourself
in
a
world
that
is
constantly
trying
to
make
you
something
else
is
the
greatest
accomplishment【温柔】
.
8.
Do
not
take
life
too
seriously.
You
will
never
get
out
of
it
alive【笑】
.
9.
The
light
at
the
end
of
the
tunnel
is
just
the
light
of
an
oncoming
train【温柔】
.
10.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right【温柔】
.
11.
The
sooner
you
fall
behind,
the
more
time
you'll
have
to
catch
up【笑】
.
1
2.
If
you
think
nobody
cares
if
you're
alive,
try
missing
a
couple
of
car
payments【笑】
.
1
3.
Never
put
off
till
tomorrow
what
you
can
avoid
altogether【温柔】
.
1
4.
Some
cause
happiness
wherever
they
go;
others
whenever
they
go【笑】
.
1
5.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
redefine
success【笑】
.
1
6.
It's
not
the
fall
that
kills
you;
it's
the
sudden
stop
at
the
end【温柔】
.
1
7.
Money
can't
buy
happiness,
but
it's
a
lot
more
comfortable
to
cry
in
a
Mercedes
than
on
a
bicycle【笑】
.
1
8.
Why
do
they
call
it
rush
hour
when
nothing
moves?【笑】

1
9.
Love
is
grand;
divorce
is
a
hundred
grand【笑】
.
20.
Common
sense
is
like
deodorant.
The
people
who
need
it
most
never
use
it【笑】
.