晚上发朋友圈的句子 幽默(晚上发朋友圈的句子 心情短句)

1.
"Just
got
back
from
a
late
night
stroll
and
realized
I'm
not
a
vampire
after
all.
#nightowlproblems"】

2.
"Why
sleep
when
you
can
stay
up
all
night
and
annoy
your
roommates?"】

3.
"My
mom
always
said
nothing
good
happens
after
midnight,
but
she
didn't
know
about
Netflix.
#bingewatcher"】

4.
"Who
needs
beauty
sleep
when
you're
already
perfect?
#nightbeauty"】

5.
"The
night
is
young
and
so
am
I. . .
or
at
least
that's
what
I
keep
telling
myself. "】

6.
"Late
night
snack
attack
-
the
struggle
is
real. "】

7.
"Do
I
really
need
sleep
when
I
have
coffee?
#caffeineaddict"】

8.
"Tried
to
count
sheep
but
ended
up
scrolling
through
Instagram.
Oops. "】

9.
"Roses
are
red,
violets
are
blue,
I'm
still
awake,
what's
wrong
with
you?"】

10.
"My
bed
is
calling
but
my
phone
won't
let
me
answer.
#socialmedialife"】

11.
"Late
night
thoughts:
Why
do
they
call
it
rush
hour
when
it
moves
so
slow?"】

1
2.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
a
superhero,
but
have
you
ever
seen
Batman
and
me
in
the
same
room
at
2
AM?"】

1
3.
"Why
do
I
always
get
my
best
ideas
when
I
should
be
sleeping?"】

1
4.
"I
should
really
go
to
bed,
but
my
blanket
and
I
have
some
unfinished
business. "】

1
5.
"Insomnia
is
not
a
disorder,
it's
a
lifestyle. "】

1
6.
"Some
people
say
they
sleep
like
a
baby,
but
I
sleep
like
a
teenager
with
no
responsibilities. "】

1
7.
"If
only
my
brain
worked
during
the
day
as
well
as
it
does
at
night. "】

1
8.
"Found
the
solution
to
all
my
problems:
Netflix
and
chill
until
the
sun
comes
up.
#problemavoidance"】

1
9.
"Why
sleep
when
you
can
dream
with
your
eyes
open?
#daydreams"】

20.
"Late
nights
are
like
free
therapy
sessions,
except
you're
talking
to
yourself
instead
of
a
therapist. "】