自嘲句子文案生活短句英文(自嘲幽默文案短句子)

1.
My
life
is
like
a
sitcom,
but
without
the
laugh
track.
【#relatable】

2.
I
always
make
plans
but
end
up
binge-watching
Netflix.
【#procrastinationqueen】

3.
My
love
life
is
like
a
rollercoaster. . .
that
only
goes
downwards.
【#foreversingle】

4.
I
am
a
walking
contradiction,
a
hot
mess
that
somehow
has
their
life
together.
【#confusedaf】

5.
I
have
more
social
anxiety
than
friends,
but
still
try
to
act
cool
anyway.
【#awkwardturtle】

6.
My
insomnia
is
so
bad,
I
could
have
my
own
late-night
talk
show.
【#tiredandwired】

7.
I
am
a
morning
person. . .
as
long
as
it
starts
at
noon.
【#sleepyhead】

8.
I
have
a
PhD
in
overthinking
simple
decisions.
【#indecisivequeen】

9.
I
have
more
insecurities
than
Instagram
followers.
【#notfamousyet】

10.
I
am
a
magnet
for
Murphy's
Law.
【#whyme】

11.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
energy
efficient.
【#efficiencyismygame】

1
2.
I
am
the
queen
of
bad
luck,
but
still
hopeful
that
my
prince
charming
will
arrive
any
day
now.
【#hopelessromantic】

1
3.
I
am
the
definition
of
a
hot
mess,
but
still
manage
to
slay
every
day.
【#messybuthot】

1
4.
My
life
is
a
never-ending
stand-up
comedy
routine,
but
nobody
is
laughing.
【#selfdeprecationgamestrong】

1
5.
I
am
more
confused
about
my
future
than
my
5-year-old
self.
【#lostaf】

1
6.
I
have
more
mood
swings
than
a
playground
swing
set.
【#rollercoasterofemotions】

1
7.
I
am
the
epitome
of
"fake
it
till
you
make
it. "
【#fakingconfidence】

1
8.
My
love
for
food
is
stronger
than
my
love
life.
【#foodoverlove】

1
9.
I
am
proof
that
caffeine
is
not
a
miracle
worker.
【#stilltired】

20.
I
am
a
work
in
progress,
but
still
trying
to
enjoy
the
journey.
【#workinprogress】