男发朋友圈的幽默句子(干活发个幽默朋友圈)

1.
"I
finally
found
my
soulmate,
and
it's
not
my
Playstation!"
【笑cry】

2.
"I
asked
my
girlfriend
what
she
wanted
to
eat,
and
she
said
'I
don't
know'.
Now
we're
getting
married!"
【幽默笑话】

3.
"I
just
realized
my
girlfriend
is
a
ninja.
She
disappeared
for
3
days
and
when
she
came
back,
I
didn't
even
know
she
was
gone. "
【吐槽女友】

4.
"I
learned
that
'Netflix
and
Chill'
doesn't
actually
involve
watching
Netflix. "
【调侃恋爱中的暧昧行为】

5.
"I
told
my
girlfriend
I'm
more
of
a
dog
person,
and
she
said
'That's
okay,
I'll
just
bark
for
you'. "
【情侣间的调皮开心】

6.
"My
girlfriend
asked
me
what
I
want
for
my
birthday.
I
said
'Nothing',
and
she
got
mad
at
me
for
being
unromantic. "
【开心一笑】

7.
"I
asked
my
girlfriend
if
she's
a
magician,
because
whenever
I'm
with
her,
time
disappears. "
【表达感情的幽默语句】

8.
"My
girlfriend
said
she
wants
to
go
to
the
moon,
so
I'm
saving
up
for
a
ladder. "
【满足女友的奇怪愿望】

9.
"My
girlfriend
said
she
can't
live
without
me.
I
said
'That's
not
true,
you
lived
just
fine
before
we
met'. "
【用幽默调侃情侣间的浪漫语言】

10.
"I
told
my
girlfriend
I
want
to
be
more
spontaneous,
and
she
said
'Okay,
let's
get
matching
tattoos!'
We're
now
both
wearing
'I'm
with
stupid'
T-shirts. "
【开玩笑过日子】

11.
"I
told
my
girlfriend
I'm
going
to
start
sleeping
early,
and
she
said
'Great,
now
I
have
more
time
to
spend
on
TikTok'. "
【卖萌恋爱】

1
2.
"My
girlfriend
said
she
wants
to
go
on
a
romantic
getaway.
I
said
'Okay,
I'll
pack
my
Xbox'. "
【幽默调侃浪漫】

1
3.
"My
girlfriend
watched
'The
Notebook'
and
said
'I
want
a
love
like
that'.
I
said
'I
want
a
bulldozer
like
that'. "
【幽默对待恋爱电影】

1
4.
"I
told
my
girlfriend
I'm
not
good
at
expressing
my
feelings.
She
said
'That's
okay,
I
have
enough
feelings
for
both
of
us'. "
【温馨有趣的情侣间对话】

1
5.
"My
girlfriend
said
she
wants
to
go
on
a
sunset
walk.
I
said
'I'll
bring
the
popcorn
and
we
can
watch
it
from
the
couch'. "
【幽默回应女友的浪漫想法】

1
6.
"I
told
my
girlfriend
I
love
her
more
than
anything
in
the
world.
She
said
'Even
more
than
pizza?'
I
said
'Hmm,
tough
choice'. "
【亲密间的调侃】

1
7.
"My
girlfriend
said
she
loves
surprises.
I
said
'Okay,
I'll
start
doing
the
dishes'. "
【挖苦女友】

1
8.
"I
told
my
girlfriend
I'm
afraid
of
commitment.
She
said
'That's
okay,
I'm
afraid
of
spiders'. "
【趣味笑话】

1
9.
"My
girlfriend
said
she
wants
to
go
on
a
picnic.
I
said
'Great,
I'll
bring
the
wifi'. "
【爱是拔擢】

20.
"I
told
my
girlfriend
I
want
to
take
things
slow.
She
said
'That's
okay,
we
can
watch
paint
dry
together'. "
【恋爱中的快乐调侃】