精选笑话句子温柔小说阅读(温柔且上进的精选句子)

1.
“Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!”
【笑话】

2.
“I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high…
she
looked
surprised!”
【笑话】

3.
“I
used
to
play
piano
by
ear,
but
now
I
use
my
hands. ”
【笑话】

4.
“Why
do
they
call
it
‘rush
hour’
when
nothing
moves?”
【笑话】

5.
“Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide!”
【笑话】

6.
“I’m
reading
a
book
on
anti-gravity.
It’s
impossible
to
put
down!”
【笑话】

7.
“I
have
a
photographic
memory…
but
I
always
run
out
of
film. ”
【笑话】

8.
“Why
did
the
coffee
file
a
police
report?
It
got
mugged!”
【笑话】

9.
“I
told
my
wife
she
was
getting
old,
and
she
said
at
least
she
still
looked
young
in
the
dark. ”
【笑话】

10.
“Why
couldn’t
the
bicycle
stand
up
by
itself?
It
was
two-tired!”
【笑话】

11.
“I’m
not
arguing,
I’m
just
explaining
why
I’m
right. ”
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1
2.
“Love
was
a
decision,
not
just
a
feeling. ”
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1
3.
“She
wasn’t
perfect,
but
she
was
perfect
for
him. ”
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1
4.
“Their
love
was
like
the
tides,
constantly
in
motion
but
always
together. ”
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1
5.
“He
knew
her
better
than
she
knew
herself,
and
she
loved
him
for
it. ”
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1
6.
“They
didn’t
need
words
to
communicate,
their
hearts
spoke
for
them. ”
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1
7.
“Sometimes
the
best
things
in
life
are
the
ones
we
least
expect. ”
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1
8.
“The
rain
wasn’t
enough
to
put
out
the
flame
that
burned
between
them. ”
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1
9.
“Their
love
wasn’t
perfect,
but
it
was
real
and
that’s
all
that
mattered. ”
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20.
“Love
was
the
reason
they
woke
up
with
a
smile
every
morning. ”
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