减肥期发朋友圈的句子搞笑(减肥发朋友圈的说说励志)

1.
"I've
been
shedding
pounds
faster
than
a
snake
sheds
its
skin,
but
hopefully
I
look
less
like
a
snake
now. "
【笑】

2.
"I'm
sweating
like
a
sinner
in
church
during
these
workouts
to
lose
weight. "
【笑】

3.
"I
feel
like
a
walking
kale
smoothie,
but
at
least
I'm
one
step
closer
to
my
ideal
weight. "
【笑】

4.
"My
personal
trainer
is
the
only
person
who
can
make
me
want
to
cry,
curse,
and
thank
him
at
the
same
time. "
【笑】

5.
"I
could
probably
make
a
house
out
of
the
amount
of
water
I
drink
every
day
to
lose
weight. "
【笑】

6.
"Time
to
say
goodbye
to
my
old
pants
and
hello
to
a
smaller
pant
size!"
【笑】

7.
"My
favorite
exercise
is
probably
snorkeling
in
my
own
sweat
during
my
workouts. "
【笑】

8.
"Someone
please
tell
me
why
healthy
food
is
so
much
more
expensive
than
fast
food?"
【笑】

9.
"Weight
loss
is
like
doing
a
puzzle,
but
with
fewer
pieces
and
more
sweat. "
【笑】

10.
"If
I
could,
I
would
marry
the
feeling
of
fitting
into
smaller
clothes. "
【笑】

11.
"I
don't
know
what's
more
painful,
my
workouts
or
saying
no
to
cake. "
【笑】

1
2.
"My
feet
ache,
my
muscles
are
sore,
but
at
least
my
weight
is
decreasing
more
and
more. "
【笑】

1
3.
"I
didn't
know
my
body
could
look
like
this
without
Photoshop. "
【笑】

1
4.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I've
lost
more
weight
from
sweating
than
actual
fat
loss. "
【笑】

1
5.
"I've
become
a
master
at
using
food
puns
to
describe
my
weight
loss
journey. "
【笑】

1
6.
"Can
we
just
take
a
moment
of
silence
for
all
the
pizza
and
ice
cream
I've
had
to
give
up?"
【笑】

1
7.
"Everyone
keeps
asking
how
I'm
losing
weight,
and
I
just
tell
them
it's
a
combination
of
magic
and
hard
work. "
【笑】

1
8.
"My
heart
rate
monitor
must
feel
like
it's
in
a
horror
movie
with
how
high
it
gets
during
my
workouts. "
【笑】

1
9.
"I'm
pretty
sure
the
weights
at
the
gym
are
laughing
at
me
and
my
lack
of
lifting
ability. "
【笑】

20.
"I've
been
eating
so
much
healthy
food
that
I
think
my
taste
buds
have
gone
into
shock. "
【笑】