搞笑生活的英文句子(生活好过了 搞笑句)

1.
My
idea
of
a
balanced
diet
is
a
cookie
in
each
hand.
【笑话】

2.
Why
put
off
until
tomorrow
what
you
can
panic
about
tonight?
【幽默】

3.
I’m
not
arguing,
I’m
just
explaining
why
I’m
right.
【搞笑】

4.
My
housekeeping
style
is
best
described
as
"There
appears
to
have
been
a
struggle. "
【生活趣事】

5.
Of
course
size
matters.
No
one
wants
a
small
cup
of
coffee
or
a
tiny
paycheck.
【调侃】

6.
Age
is
just
a
number…
But
in
my
case,
it’s
a
number
that
requires
more
and
more
candles
on
the
birthday
cake
every
year.
【幽默】

7.
I’m
really
good
at
math…
because
I
know
how
to
count
my
blessings.
【乐观】

8.
The
only
thing
I’m
an
expert
at
is
making
mistakes.
【自嘲】

9.
I’m
not
lazy,
I’m
just
conserving
my
energy
for
the
things
that
really
matter…
like
taking
naps.
【搞笑解释】

10.
My
boss
told
me
to
have
a
good
day…
so
I
went
home.
【颠覆】

11.
I’m
pretty
sure
my
body
is
made
up
of
98%
coffee
and
2%
sarcasm.
【捧腹】

1
2.
I’m
not
procrastinating,
I’m
just
prioritizing
by
avoiding
the
important
stuff.
【自我安慰】

1
3.
Why
get
a
six-pack
when
you
can
have
a
keg
instead?
【调侃】

1
4.
Life
is
too
short
to
waste
on
bad
hair
days
and
bad
moods.
【享受生活】

1
5.
I’m
not
arguing,
I’m
just
passionately
expressing
my
right
to
be
stubborn.
【搞笑自证】

1
6.
My
cooking
skills
are
so
bad,
my
neighbors
use
smoke
detectors
as
a
frying
pan
alarm.
【自嘲】

1
7.
Money
can’t
buy
happiness…
but
it
can
buy
tacos,
and
that’s
pretty
much
the
same
thing.
【搞笑赞美】

1
8.
I’m
not
saying
I’m
Wonder
Woman,
I’m
just
saying
no
one
has
ever
seen
me
and
Wonder
Woman
in
the
same
room
together.
【自负】

1
9.
Don’t
worry
about
the
world
coming
to
an
end
today,
it’s
already
tomorrow
in
Australia.
【乐观】

20.
I
tried
to
lose
weight…
but
it
keeps
finding
me.
【搞笑失败】